trashboat:

this is the best decision i have made in awhile

(Source: alegbra, via sometimelow)

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assiest:

internet gangs should be called clicks

(Source: tobeymcspider, via h-u-m-o-u-r)

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sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

(Source: theknifefic, via thunderwear-deactivated20130503)

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kingjaffejoffer:

veganpope:

If meat eating is so good for you, then why are thick-headed people called ‘meat heads’?

Vegans: 1

Omnis: 0

If eating plants is so good, why are brain dead people called vegetables?

The Universe: 854857489574

Vegans: -37

(via fuucksicle)

28,310 notes

catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

(via sexy-fail)

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beerito:

carneron:

beerito:

*at pawn shop* i will pay 34 dollars for that text post

well this one right here you see is vintage from 2009, the author has deleted and this is one of the last of his text posts, i think i can get at least 50

*points gun at u* you listen here buddy i am a single dad i need that text post to feed my 6 year old son

(via dogesexual)

8,064 notes

pizz4s:

do bulls say humanshit

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

3,177 notes

beerito:

vegay:

not long until i hit 3000 followers 

domestic violence needs to stop

(via funnybro)

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